2009. május 25., hétfő

Texts from last night

Nem emlékszel az SMSre, amit tegnap este küldtél részegen? Vagy bármire, ami történt az éjszaka? Mert ők igen.

I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...

(407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...

(210): so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
(512): oh shit that had to have been awkward
(210): i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for

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